PressWord.Games

Satire from the WordPress trenches. Free to play — sign in to save & compete.

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Install Clicker
Numbers go up. Sites go down. Ship anyway.
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Patch #23867
Ten years to merge one core patch.
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Queue
You are the plugin review team. The backlog is the villain.
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Patch Eternal
The .borg Tracker. A patch that outlives you.
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